I figured I needed to update my journal, so I thought I'd go with something classic that I wouldn't mind people reading. Yup that means bashing the hell out of Twilight. I guess I could have gone for the Inheritance series, or heck even anything written by Dan Brown, but why mess with a classic?

Well, might as well be a bit unique and write about the authoress instead.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Furries, Lurkers, and Yaoi fangirls, I give you this abomination of a quote:

"Tw Staff: Reading Twilight it came to me the story of Westley and Buttercup. Is Bella and Edward love, True Love like theirs?
Stephenie: Actually Bella and Edward love story is better than them. When I was in college I wrote a l paper from a feminist perspective (it’s an easy way to write) on the princess bride so I am little biased. The problem I have with Westley and Buttercup is Buttercup is an idiot and it doesn’t bother anyone, all that matters is that she’s beautiful, that is her only value. At the end she redeems herself a bit, but the female characters are very weak in that story. Westley is brave and smart and fights, Buttercup is just beautiful, it’s her only thing: her brain means nothing, her personality means nothing to him, they have the kind of love where they can’t leave without each other. It’s not a great example to me. I couldn’t find one who was a really good comparison to me, I mean, Elizabeth Bennet and Mr.Darcy’s it’s pretty good, except you should think that if either one of them dies the other one will carry on bravely, and Romeo and Juliet were kind of idiots, they didn’t know each other very well. And Anna Of Green Gables and Gilbert Blythe (Anna dai capelli rossi), but they are much more like Jacob and Bella, they’re friend they get the nerves of each other a lot. I didn’t find out yet a Bella and Edward love story that really satisfied me that way."

This is AHR speaking again.

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WHATTHEHELLISTHISLADIESPROBLEM? PRINCESS BRIDE WAS A SATIRE AND IF YOU REPLACED THE CHARACTERS NAMES YOU WOULD BE DESCRIBING YOUR OWN BOOK. YOUR EGO SICKENS ME MEYERS. SICKENS ME.

*ahem*
Well, that was fun. . So yeah, I'm not too motivated at the moment because I lack twitards in my proximity. If one of you people who actually like twilight were to post and flame me, that'd be great because then I would have motivation and everything for a full on rant. But that's probably too much to ask for. Peace.